

And it turns out Barbie isn’t Barbie! She’s Blair. The girl offers Barbie a crown, but Barbie says, “I am so not a princess!” to which the girl answers, “Every girl’s a princess! Some of them just have fancier crowns.” But then again, a lot of girls don’t have crowns at all and - no, never mind, forget I brought it up.Īnyway it turns out the two are sisters, and they’re worried about their mother.

Barbie comes home and greets the young girl by spontaneously asking to dance with her, in the princessy way you would expect. And you know it’s not the best part of the neighborhood because the trains are vandalized with bacon-themed graffiti.Ī young girl in street clothes and a tiara skips happily around the living room as she watches the “144th Princess Procession” on television.
